Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 08, 2019

ain’t gonna happen, Lucy

Every season she stalls. Maybe she just likes football

This must be women’s empowerment…

It’s where you pick someone up, hold them out over the edge of a cliff …

Tell her a holdout is a superstar player!

Do we have another warm body for right field? Yes? Be our guest, Lucy.

Given the way that she’s played over the years, you might want to encourage Lucy’s holdout, Charlie Brown!

Good question, what is that?

Waiting for her $330 million offer.

“A holdout is someone who ‘holds out’ her hands for others to take, offering to help, to give 110% to an effort, and will ‘hold out’ from complaining.”

She evidently knew enough to know it meant she wouldn’t be on the team.

You’re killing me, Smalls.

Careful CB. She’ll try to hold it over you and Shroeder.

Ohh baseball season

You’re something else Lucy. But you’re too young to hear the word or know what the word means until you’re much older.

They’d do just as well putting a stump out in right field!