Make midwest middle class sandwiches for the entire cast and all readers – baloney and American on white bread with Miracle Whip (and tomato if you’re fancy).
Mousebender No, that figures. It was pretty predictable, really. It was an act of purest optimism to pose the question in the first place. Tell me something, do you have any cheese at all?
Wensleydale Yes, sir.
Mousebender Now I’m going to ask you that question once more, and if you say ‘no’ I’m going to shoot you through the head. Now, do you have any cheese at all?
Wensleydale Yes, sir, I have some American Cheese.
BE THIS GUY about 6 years ago
That was Velveeta that was banned.
Panufo about 6 years ago
Death to Pretend Cheese™
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 6 years ago
Yes, the U.N. raised a stink when it cut the cheese.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 6 years ago
Not even the National Cheese Emporium would stock it…
pschearer Premium Member about 6 years ago
I think Her Maj is thinking of Stinking Bishop. Veddy British.
dwane.scoty1 about 6 years ago
How odd! Is there any specific Brit cheese of note?
Masterskrain about 6 years ago
“American Cheese” is an oxymoron!
aerotica69 about 6 years ago
Make midwest middle class sandwiches for the entire cast and all readers – baloney and American on white bread with Miracle Whip (and tomato if you’re fancy).
ChessPirate about 6 years ago
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Have you got any Limberger?
Wensleydale No.
Mousebender No, that figures. It was pretty predictable, really. It was an act of purest optimism to pose the question in the first place. Tell me something, do you have any cheese at all?
Wensleydale Yes, sir.
Mousebender Now I’m going to ask you that question once more, and if you say ‘no’ I’m going to shoot you through the head. Now, do you have any cheese at all?
Wensleydale Yes, sir, I have some American Cheese.
[BLAM!]
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 6 years ago
Stay away from the Velveeta Fog !