Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 31, 2019

Pig, never underestimate the evil of rooms. I have known rooms that have hidden wallets and keys just for the sadistic pleasure.

Really

And don’t forget your Roomba.

Maybe Rat was dusting his broom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW0CilI_ikc

Why can’t a room just stay dusted, after you’ve dusted it once? No fair!

“All we are is dust in the wind” – Kansas.

Rat, time to hire Amelia Bedelia. She’s a pro at dusting and changing household things.

Pig you should know by now not to bother Rat during Beer drinking time ! ….. Croc Power !

Go easy on the beer, Rat.

Looks like there might be a dust-up between Pig and Rat.

All that dust is bits of you, Rat. The room is not responsible.

That’s the thing about cleaning, it’s never truly done….

…Got Brian Wilson’s cellie, Rat?

I see clothes on the floor – maybe some other housework is in order too.

For dust you can depend on, get a black glass TV stand and put it near a window. It’s the dust that keeps on giving. Another bad decision.

That room is not restin’. It’s dead. “Dust to dust…”

Slooooooooooooooooooooooooooow day at the drawing table.

I thought in Kansas it would be the “whirlwind.”

“Ashes to ashes and dust to dust, show me a woman that a man can trust” – Luckily I found one.

That room will just have to learn to dust itself!

Dust becomes dirt. Things grow in dirt.

From dust we were formed and to dust we will return—-I don’t dust cause it may be someone I once knew ;-)

Well, somebody’s mocking somebody here! Pig?

Don’t mind vacuuming or doing dishes (even by hand), but I hate to dust. You dust and the next day you have to dust again. I DO IT, but I don’ have to like it.

The room’s already in it’s room, which is it self