Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for January 21, 2019

Get a yard stick and start sliding it under the frighted, freezer, any low appliance or piece of furniture. It will be found within minutes. And, probably disappear under another piece of furniture just as quickly.

Poor Mittens may never see his felt rhino again.

How do we contact that Sherlock fellow?

Replacing the toy never works. Q’s special mouse came with 4 friends, all exactly alike except their trim color. He only will play with the purple one which is nearly disintegrated. I looked for years for a 2nd Thing 1 doll for C. as a backup. Finally found a really similar Thing 2 with the same yarn hair she likes to carry him by and no interest.

Now think mittens, where was the last place you saw it? Start there and follow the clues. Where did you go next? #WhatWouldSherlockDo

Round up the usual suspects.

#hundreddollarrewardforinfoleadingtorhinoswhereabouts

I think Mittens needs to start looking into conspiracy theories. Or space alien abductions.

The flow of text has “If I got locked in a closet for three days, would you replace me?” . . . “Goodbye, Mittens.”

Mittens maybe should worry. I hope that wasn’t a final goodbye!

Oh no Mitty! Maybe it’s time to call on the FBI (the feline Bureau of investigation)!