Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for March 14, 2019

I hope you didn’t mortgage your house or co-sign for his student loans.

He plays a good couch potato.

He aspires to one day play Mickey Mouse at Disneyland.

Next week he gets promoted to eggplant!

That’s show biz!

But what is the carrot’s motivation?

hey! at least he’s got a gig.

Lucky parents. At least your son has a job.

He’ll never be able to buy his kids way into college at that gig.

Dude…..he HAS a JOB! Be happy!!!!!

Hey. There’s lots of actors and not a lot of paying roles. Ya takes what ya can get. And keep on auditioning.

It beats dressing as The Statue of Liberty and standing on the street in front of the tax service.

Lettuce leave this joint. I don’t carrot all.

Talent seeks its own level, only effort will lift you to greater heights.

you got to work from the ground up

…for scale!