Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 12, 2019

So much for Hobbes being the voice of reason.

Ros, you have gotten away with bullying for too long. Calvin has the upper hand this time!

While you’re at it, Calvin, write to the school board to shorten school days to only end as soon as you get off the school bus in the morning.

Calvin really thinks the school board has the answer to his little ransom game?

The only means of escape is down the toilet. Maybe Hobbes will plug it up.

These latests ones have been the greatest in the strips history

Calvin will soon be flushed with success!

Good thing you are still in the 80’s. You’d be roasted alive on Twitter if you did this today.

When will Ros remember to use a wire, pin, whatever to unlock the door. Most interior privacy locks can be popped this way.

Wonder if Calvin realizes that sooner or later he’s going to run out of ammo and/or that his parents will be back soon

BRAT!!!

Ros does have a boyfriend. I suggest he deal with Calvin

The best defense for Ros is to go back downstairs. The silence will kill Calvin. Once he emerges, grab him and duct tape him.

Wait a minute, who made Calvin the cap’n?

Even if he survives Rosalyn, he’s going to get it from his parents when they get the bill from the plumber

Will Hobbes be firing tube #1, or #2?

Anyone ever wonder if Hobbes is alive or if he is part of Calvin’s wild imagination?

All bathroom locks can be opened from the outside.

Soon as Captain Calvin opens the hatch, provocative Hobbes mutinies and switches to inanimate mode.

guess we’re not allowed to say ‘PMS’ here. I suggested that this was part of Ros’ problem. check her out in the 2nd panel. ha-ha !

She needs to wise up and fire the kid’s parents

Calvin … just wait till Ros cools down and starts thinking straight! You are gonna pay big time !

Loved Hobbes in the final panel!

“Open the door now, and I might let you live!” Or, “If you don’t open the door now, I promise you a slow and painful death!”

Calvin is such a brat sometimes (usualy)

seen it

If my kid did this the tiger would be in the trash or the incinerator.. he’d learn respect one way or the other.

The porcelain torpedo launcher is ready to eat her homework!