Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 01, 2019

Was I riding the Pinto or the Mustang when I left the corral?

Remote “unhitching”?

Makes me wonder where the device is hidden to make him react in such a way.

Nay Family Way. ~ George Carlin’s “lofty and poetic” brand name for birth control

The valet’s night off.

Blocked in !?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cweWAZzfOGc

Is that gadget made in Amare-ica or China?

Well, it’s not that one.

A useful gadget. Because all horses look alike. Don’t they?

Nobody goes to that saloon anymore. It’s too crowded.

The original self-driving vehicle!

does it have a “too drunk to ride” detector? like if you can’t get your foot in the stirrup it locks the reins?

Never lose your horse or let it get stolen with the latest model…