Ordinary Bill by William Wilson for November 16, 2022

Of all the birds that I could be,I wish that I could be a duckI’d fly around the beaches and watch the people hold hands

Weregull?

Hmm, Seagull origin story..?

And he goes from checkin’ out babes in bikinis to hanging with Wallace and Spud.

Wait. This mean that Seagull in “Wallace the Brave” is actually…

SO YOU ARE THE SEAGULL!!!

Isis, fetch that shovel while his back is turned.