Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 09, 2019

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    enigmamz  almost 6 years ago

    You could have shared them with the rest of the class. I would’ve liked a cookie….

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 6 years ago

    Pig must be too full to wash down those cookies with a gla-… no, a GALLON of milk.

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    hariseldon59  almost 6 years ago

    What, no Tupperware?

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    Johnny Q Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Why waste time?

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    DarthRevan  almost 6 years ago

    If he wasn’t planning on eating them all, why’d he open a large bag of cookies at a bar? Also, would he just happen to have a sealed plastic bag around? If not, then eating them or letting them go stale would be his options.

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    GeifuKe  almost 6 years ago

    How about putting them in a tin, sending them back to the company who made them, and let them sort out the mess. The result might be a better productive gain than just simply one of weight. But then, Pig really wouldn’t be (a) pig, now would he? Hence, going Pigsty(le).

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    In the last panel, Pig was drawn by Robert Crumbs.

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    chris_weaver  almost 6 years ago

    And, thus, a tragic waste was avoided!

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    joegarret  almost 6 years ago

    One bag… One serving…

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    SonicFan91  almost 6 years ago

    Mmmm. Cookies

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 6 years ago

    Pig is a monster!

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    Ksandler4570  almost 6 years ago

    Of course it’s the right thing to do.

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    dwane.scoty1  almost 6 years ago

    Where can I find a bag of cookies like that? That many cookies out of that small of a bag?

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    Breadboard  almost 6 years ago

    Pig being Pig ! … Croc Power !

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    Masterskrain  almost 6 years ago

    Oh please, Goat, you should have known better…

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    Ontman  almost 6 years ago

    I’ve done it with chips.

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    uniquename  almost 6 years ago

    It was the environmental thing to do. If he used a plastic bag, it would have ended up in the ocean.

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    jmartin1955  almost 6 years ago

    Your promotion of single use plastics is going to kill the planet – lol – PIG saved us all

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    In the humid Gulf Coast area where I grew up, Ginger Snaps not in airtight containers would eventually soften from crisp/snappy to chewy. As a kid, I preferred the chewy texture and my mother loved the crispy. She’d but two boxes, keep one fresh for herself and unseal the inner wax paper bag in the other box for me. They’d be just right about ten days after opening. I still do the same thing today.

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    Popcorn   almost 6 years ago

    Did pig have to….wait for it…“hog” them all!?

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    mjb515  almost 6 years ago

    He is a pig, after all.

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    garcoa  almost 6 years ago

    The “rule” is that you are allowed to eat the broken ones; I guess they were all broken.

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    Ermine Notyours  almost 6 years ago

    Why do they even bother to put expiration dates on junk food? It never lasts that long.

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    LeeCox  almost 6 years ago

    I now have a stomachache just from looking at Pig in the last panel!

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    Dis-play name  almost 6 years ago

    Buy some Girl Scout cookies. Toughest bags ever!

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    PO' DAWG  almost 6 years ago

    I worked in a grocery store and there always a bag or two of torn or opened cookies to salvage. Of coarse that was before people did stupid and mean things.

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    wirepunchr  almost 6 years ago

    Don’t throw the cookies, nobody likes it when you toss your cookies.

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    falcon_370f  almost 6 years ago

    “C is for cookie …”

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    Bilan  almost 6 years ago

    The pile of cookies looks 3x as large as the bag. It’s usually the other way around.

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    garysmigs  almost 6 years ago

    Plastic, the FIRST green, “save the planet” scam IS bad for the fishes!

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    glowing-steak32  almost 6 years ago

    Waste not…

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    Sisyphos  almost 6 years ago

    What can we say? A Pig is a pig is a pig. Besides, cookies!

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