Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for February 11, 2019

He’s too busy saving the world to worry about such things.

I thought that was “faster than a speeding pullet.” NOW it makes sense!

Great effort and great talent often go unrecognized. Some humans just don’t have the capacity to acknowledge those qualities in others.

But Black Panther movie gets nominated?

“Lover”? Doubt that. Look at his right hand. Much bigger than his left, leading me to think his sex life is solo.

Maybe you’d have better luck having laxative named after you.

Not the smartest move, insulting the guy while you’re flying with him.