The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 12, 2019

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    juncarlo  almost 6 years ago

    No, I think Moses made the Egyptian rival lose.

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    Bilan  almost 6 years ago

    So, that’s how Mark Spitz won those seven gold medals!

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 6 years ago

    The Pharaoh’s chariots are just behind getting ready for their race!

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    the lost wizard  almost 6 years ago

    That wasn’t kosher.

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    cdward  almost 6 years ago

    It’s an old theme. Of course, Jesus won because he just ran across the water. Didn’t even have to wait to part it.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Let my people swim!

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    uniquename  almost 6 years ago

    Hey, that’s not phar-oll!

    The home pool was called the “Red Sea”.

    It only works for freestyle. Otherwise you’re not doing the right stroke.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    They’ve come to a parting of the waves!

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    DM2860  almost 6 years ago

    Actually, touching the bottom of the pool immediately disqualifies the swimmer.

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    Nuliajuk  almost 6 years ago

    Oh… so this explains that weird recurring dream where I go to the pool, it’s almost drained, and I’m trying to swim in about 10" of water.

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    cuzinron47  almost 6 years ago

    Well, that’s taking the ‘swim’ out the swim meet.

    BTW, his regular job is working for the Patriot’s Skunkworks Department.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    That home-teamer in the dry lane seems not to understand what’s going on. Shoulda shown up more often at practice, I’m thinking.

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    Mentor397  almost 6 years ago

    I hope you don’t mind, I’m printing this one out. Dad’ll get a kick out of this one.

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    amaneaux  almost 6 years ago

    Did Moses apply for permission to do that, or did he part the red tape?

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Won’t work for the back-stroke event.

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    Lablubber   almost 6 years ago

    Hydrophobic.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 6 years ago

    At least he didn’t turn the water to blood.

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    RetFor  almost 6 years ago

    I thought it was gonna say he was the best lifeguard…

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 6 years ago

    Later ruled illegal.

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    zeexenon  almost 6 years ago

    Where’d he get that liner? How does he get in the mood without thousands of Egyptians chasing him? His robe looks too hot to wear in a warm pool room considering the high dew point. If the kids vaccinations aren’t up to date, they may get an infection from his staph.

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    TurbosDad  almost 6 years ago

    Ah, the old “Divide and Conquer” maneuver…

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