Last Kiss by John Lustig for February 04, 2019

Ummm,excuse me, I have to catch the plane to TimbuctooI’ll not be seeing you.

Ummm… gulp! Isn’t that nice? I.. ah….gotta be going..

Next week on ‘Botched’.

Didn’t I see her in an old EC horror comic?

Um, okay. But tell me again how is “Sadie Hawkins” thing works …

When my son was in high school a lot of his friends liked to hang out a our house

Of of the girls, a pretty and well built 16 year old, told me “My mom wants to meet you”

I told her “I want to meet your mom”

I’m married to her mom now

Seems legit.

You should see her sister. Yowzer!

She’s like the ugly duckling that will grow into a hideous swan before having some work done and end up looking like a Kardashian. Just with a smaller behind.

They say beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes to the bone…

“That’s nice, mister, but what does that have to do with anything?”

You might be able to license that to a few dating sites.

As the “after” picture.

“And it was SQUUEEEEEEE!!!! – another man done gone…”

Looks almost like Jack Davis’ version of The Crypt Keeper in EC……Makeup!!!!!

Well, that’s like looking in a mirror today (eyelid infection). :-(

To quote a line I hold dear from “The World’s Fastest Indian”:

Dirty old men need love, too.

The same is true for women, I suppose.

She looks fairly normal for around here.

Is it Halloween again already?

How time flies when you’re having fun.

She’s rich……..

Wine usually improves with age, but some women compete with vinegar…

Are you her Dorian Gray portrait?