Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for February 16, 2019

I gotta remember those….

“Just go already.” I’ve got to agree with Wilco. TMI.

“The Pootrified Forest”! Would Bogie or Bette ever have used that phrase?

Dropping the kids off at the pool. Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.

My husband always used to say “I’m gonna go call the president”.

Our office used to have lettered conference rooms, A through G on our floor of the building. I once excused myself to go to “conference room P”.

“You know. The little programmers’ room.”

At the casino playing craps….

Creating a monument to (insert name of whoever you don’t like).

Pee right back.

I learned a whole lot of euphemisms today and really really hope none of them stick.

Does “benghazi” ring any bells?

I remember 1 strip when Bucky asked Satch if ’ anything happen while I was shifting the litter’, gotta’ love that one.

Banking a deposit, n floating a load

Instead of “The box, man!”, how about “The boom box, man!” ☺

“What does hedo in there?!?!”

His output buffer is full, so he has to download it into the porcelain data-receptacle, and get it into the pipeline to the main processor.

My uncle: “May I use your bathroom?”

My mother “We usually just use the kitchen sink…”