La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for February 13, 2019

Tom “Mr. Magoo” Brokaw.

Reminds me of a post I saw awhile back (Not sure if it is literally true or allegorical, or that I got the specifics right, but it makes a point … wish I’d saved the source so I could give proper credit.)

Two brown-skinned individuals were conversing in a line at the Post Office. They were not speaking English.

The redneck in front of them turned and, outraged, said: “If you Mexicans want to speak Mexican, then GO BACK TO MEXICO. This is America and WE SPEAK ENGLISH.”

One of the individuals replied (in perfect English): “The language of Mexico is not Mexican. It is Spanish, imported here from Europe — from Spain.

We were not speaking Spanish. We were speaking NAVAJO. You know, the original language from around these parts.

If you want to speak ENGLISH, then GO BACK TO ENGLAND.”

Where did the Mr. Magoo expy himself go to school in order to learn “English”?

Besides doesn’t the U.S. Constitution say freedom of speech in it??? It did not say English only!!!

Mr. Magoo won’t be around for much longer; bear with it

Oh, Magoo, you’ve done it again!

Mr. Brokaw in the strip looks like Mr. Magoo. Another short-sighted so-and-so.

“De foot et de coun! O Seigneur Dieu! Ce sont mots de son mauvais, corruptible, gros, et impduique, et non pour les dames d’honneur d’user! Je ne voudrais prononcer ces mots devant les seigneurs de France pour tout le monde. Foh! Le foot et le coun! Neanmoins, je reciterai une autre fois ma lecon ensemble, de hand, de fingres, de nails, de arm, de elbow, de nick, de sin, de foot, de coun.”