Bliss by Harry Bliss for January 12, 2011

Should be easier to remove the bones in that one.

Ah, she’s a cold fish, anyway

Ask any mermaid you happen to see…

Basqueian, dare we even say she’s frigid?

Chikuku, all humor is derivative, nothing is totally original. Hardly plagiarizing, just riffing on a theme.

Chikuku: Your comments are not very original.

And the mermaid said, “I am not prone to argue.”

She looks like Disney’s Ariel to me.

yes, for real entertainment, cut to the scene where he is cleaning and filleting his catch

Whew!! Daryl Hannah was blond….was worried for a minute…

Better get right to work on this one before the smell becomes fishy.

She meets the minimum size requirement, what’s your problem?

You’ll never get into the record books because she won’t tell you what she weighs.

If she didn’t, we’d have a pedofishophile, Digital Frog?

She said she was over 17 inches!