“Ransom of Red Chief”? I think of that when I am stupid enough to babysit my nephew (the one I bought drums for Christmas). One of these days he will join Alice straight to the moon.
Space bucks are just like Monopoly money. Now, throw in a second shamwow and free shipping & handling, and I’ll send my money right now! Operators are standing by. Why aren’t they sitting, like me?
Mel Brooks used that line in the movie ‘Spaceballs.’First of all, it was 1 million space bucks, and it was demanded by ‘Pizza the Hut’, not Dark Helmet.
margueritem almost 14 years ago
Separate S & H……
LordDogmore almost 14 years ago
He ran out of real wows so he had to try and sell them a sham wow?
hlagallah almost 14 years ago
Dirk Raider needs to read O Henry’s “Ransom of Red Chief”
x_Tech almost 14 years ago
hlagallah: My thought exactly. I wonder how many Shamwows DR will be offering tomorrow?
Bilan almost 14 years ago
If they wait until tomorrow, maybe DR will pay them one million to take Brewster back.
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
“Ransom of Red Chief”? I think of that when I am stupid enough to babysit my nephew (the one I bought drums for Christmas). One of these days he will join Alice straight to the moon.
Constantinepaleologos almost 14 years ago
This one should be good.
zero almost 14 years ago
What color shamwow?
wicky almost 14 years ago
Such a deal!
interceptor almost 14 years ago
Only 500,000 easy payments of 20 space bucks.
alan.gurka almost 14 years ago
Space bucks are just like Monopoly money. Now, throw in a second shamwow and free shipping & handling, and I’ll send my money right now! Operators are standing by. Why aren’t they sitting, like me?
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 14 years ago
hold out for the slap chop, Cliff!
Digital Frog almost 14 years ago
Pam’s got a Slap-Chop waiting for Dirk…
ckham almost 14 years ago
But, wait… there’s more!!
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Dirk is really Billy Maze (not to be confused with Mays, you understand……)
Ice_Bear66 almost 14 years ago
Mel Brooks used that line in the movie ‘Spaceballs.’First of all, it was 1 million space bucks, and it was demanded by ‘Pizza the Hut’, not Dark Helmet.
Andre Nauta almost 14 years ago
If a shamwow is not a real wow, then that means a shampoo is not a real …
Sherlock Watson almost 14 years ago
^ And “champagne” isn’t the same as real pain?
Maybe the crew could get the ransom money from King Roland of Druidia.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Couldn’t he have kidnapped Jupiter Jack instead?
rvonluchen almost 14 years ago
How much for just the shamwow?
Ermine Notyours almost 14 years ago
“Operators are standing by…”
Because they can’t afford chairs in call centers in India.