Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 10, 2011

Separate S & H……

He ran out of real wows so he had to try and sell them a sham wow?

Dirk Raider needs to read O Henry’s “Ransom of Red Chief”

hlagallah: My thought exactly. I wonder how many Shamwows DR will be offering tomorrow?

If they wait until tomorrow, maybe DR will pay them one million to take Brewster back.

“Ransom of Red Chief”? I think of that when I am stupid enough to babysit my nephew (the one I bought drums for Christmas). One of these days he will join Alice straight to the moon.

This one should be good.

What color shamwow?

Such a deal!

Only 500,000 easy payments of 20 space bucks.

Space bucks are just like Monopoly money. Now, throw in a second shamwow and free shipping & handling, and I’ll send my money right now! Operators are standing by. Why aren’t they sitting, like me?

hold out for the slap chop, Cliff!

Pam’s got a Slap-Chop waiting for Dirk…

But, wait… there’s more!!

Dirk is really Billy Maze (not to be confused with Mays, you understand……)

Mel Brooks used that line in the movie ‘Spaceballs.’First of all, it was 1 million space bucks, and it was demanded by ‘Pizza the Hut’, not Dark Helmet.

If a shamwow is not a real wow, then that means a shampoo is not a real …

^ And “champagne” isn’t the same as real pain?

Maybe the crew could get the ransom money from King Roland of Druidia.

Couldn’t he have kidnapped Jupiter Jack instead?

How much for just the shamwow?

“Operators are standing by…”

Because they can’t afford chairs in call centers in India.