Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 12, 2019

“We’ve secretly mixed up Cupids arrows: Let’s see what happens….”

Yes, it is a new era, Cupid looks out of shape and looks older, I wonder if those wings will be able to hold him in the air.

The terms “left” and “right” in politics was coined somewhere around the “Reign of Terror” in France.

No point quivering with rage. Get on with it, Chubby!

Go ahead. Mix the arrows. Have a little fun. Maybe the kids will find some middle ground.

Liberal should be easier. Lib Cupid won’t have to hold back with “Sorry. Betty loves Luann, but I can’t do it!”

Ugh…leave politics out of cartoons!

a new era…Cupid has to be careful not to get sued by some disgruntled person unhappy with what happened to them…

Arrows are the perfect gift. All you need to do is put a bow on them!

Liberals and conservative, people can always find common ground. Politicians however can’t, because they want no common ground.

What, us independents don’t get our own quiver?

Cupid, don’t leave the house. Just skip the chaos caused by mixing and matching. :)

True love always begins with armed violence.

Sure enough this morning came unto me…….. Silver wings silhouetted against the child’s sunrise……….. And my angel she said unto “today is the day for you to rise, take my hand, you’re gonna be my man, you’re gonna rise” And she took me high over yonder…..

And I said “fly on my sweet angel, fly on through the sky, fly on my sweet angel, forever I will be by your side”

Actually, the “cherubim” had four wings and the “seraphim” had six wings.

Cupid is missing an opportunity. Maybe if he targeted people from both sides of the aisle as couples we could find some common ground.

Really cupid? Republicans aren’t valentine material.

They say opposites attract…

Now that Liberals in 8 states can let their full term babies die, Conservatives will soon outnumber them. Although, no welfare increase if it dies… Hmmm…

Hit them all with the opposite arrow. Should be good for a giggle….. 8^)

Just because you do not take an interest in politics, doesn’t mean politics won’t take an interest in you

Why does Cupid have three feet?