Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 15, 2019

Sounds pretty accurate to me.

Bark liiiike an Eg-yp-tian…

Oh, please! That is CLEARLY a yip, and NOT a yap. Where did you get your degree, Alpo U?

I wonder if Doc Sund agrees.

There’s more to it. We’re just scratching the surface.

Aziz, Light!!

Spot on.

Well, Indiana was the name of the dog.

Perhaps a game of 58 holes (Hounds and Jackals, game of Pharaohs)

I don’t think you have the translation quite right. I think it’s “Bow-wow-wow, yippie yo, yippie yay…”