Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 10, 2019

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “Ooh, yeah, that was a good one!”

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 5 years ago

    That’s just sad.

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    santa72404  over 5 years ago

    At least Bob’s still alive and not crisped.

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    juncarlo  over 5 years ago

    He must miss those times, the current lights are not the same.

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    Ha! Good one!

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    Stevefk  over 5 years ago

    Most of my old flames have turned into burnouts, still a few hotties here and there but for the most part they have been extinguished.

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    Stocky One  over 5 years ago

    That is what you call a “consuming passion”!

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    How did the first one not kill him?

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    Nuliajuk  over 5 years ago

    Bob, Bob… you just keep getting burned. Be cool.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “I’ve lived long enough to have learned:

    The closer you get to the fire, the more you get burned;

    But that won’t happen to us,

    ‘Cause it’s always been a matter of trust…"

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    tiomax  over 5 years ago

    My brother and I were once lamenting about women and I said “And yet we’re still drawn to them like moths to a flame.” His response was “With the same consequence!” Sometimes it feels that way.

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    enderchap  over 5 years ago

    “They’re no good for you, Bob.”

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Bob thinks he’s hot stuff…

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    zeexenon  over 5 years ago

    Dosen’t look like he has fully matured

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    Squoop  over 5 years ago

    Ooo, they’re all still so hot!

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  over 5 years ago

    Oh darling my heart’s on fire

    Oh darling my heart’s on fire

    Oh darling my heart’s on fire

    For you

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  over 5 years ago

    “Elvira, Elvira, my heart’s on fire, for Elvira!”

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    PO' DAWG  over 5 years ago

    3 AM moth porn.

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    NaturLvr  over 5 years ago

    Had to YouTube “Old Flame” by Alabama.

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    NaturLvr  over 5 years ago

    Oh, and going back way further, “In the Candlelight” by the late great, Johnny Ray. Bob could be listening to either one of these songs as he surfs to help set the mood of melancholy.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Mark Parisi, I love how your mind works.

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    Sneaker  over 5 years ago

    Dolly Parton “Old flames can’t hold a candle to you!”

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Pastis – you’re not the only master of puns!

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    Bill The Nuke  over 5 years ago

    I’d have thought that Bob would be burned out by now.

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