Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 08, 2019

My life will end with an envious husband shooting me. He’s enraged with envy because I’m single.

I admit, I’m a sucker for those clickbait “articles”. They get me all the time.

The machine overlord takeover is delayed indefinitely by human stubbornness.

I went thru a click-bait once and the actor in the bait picture was nowhere in the clicks. I no longer bother.

In the first panel, what happens if god prays to god-god?

In the first panel, what happens if god prays to god-god?

I’ll say it once more – I should be able to give this eleven “likes” – one for each and every item in the strip.

Swift’s Poor-Baby Legs is closed on Sundays and doesn’t give benefits to same-sex couples, because they’re good Christians.

I love the “Popular around the web” section; so very, very true.

The satirical click-bait ads look more like actual ones, which makes me wonder whether Ruben copied and pasted real ones.

Heh. It looks like Man-God is being played by God Man…

I found out that my life will end, horribly, by clicking on one-too-many ads.

Who could have known that bears are so religious?

The right column reminds me: back in college in the Deep South was a bulletin board flyer: “A chance to meet interesting people, travel to exotic places, make good money, and serve God”. Over which someone scrawled “this is selling bibles”. If only all ads worked this way.

The thing I hate most about Rueben Bolling is that he seems to have an endless supply of great ideas.

If I came up with Chaos-Butterfly-Man I would be damn proud, I would consider it my finest achievement and build a career out of it. I wouldn’t just toss it off in a grab bag of other great ideas.

He just has no idea how insulting it is to those of us who struggle to come up with even mediocre ideas.