The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 23, 2019

My, what a big oven you have.

“Bork bork bork”

I can’t see Kermit anywhere so we know what the appetizers were.

It the other Muppets catch on, there will be Roast Bork.

She is a big ham.

A slight bacon smell is suddenly apparent!

Notice the sign on the window, “special today pork roast” I guess Piggy can’t read!

… and that, kids, is how DJT gets his hide color and hairdo.

I wonder when he will realize she’s a puppet.

But is she Kosher?

Aw, she’s been invited as dinner!

I see a new special coming, karate chop salad and nut squash.

Vhile you in der, try vun of deese nice apples.

Miss Piggy change a lightbulb? Perish the thought, she has staff to do that for her.

So, instead of giving karate chops, she will provide pork chops. Of course she was a Ham actress.

The chef is gonna get a karate chop to end his week.

Her final role. She gets top billing.

“Still warm from cooking a chicken in the basket.” Fer-de-fer-de-fer….

There was one Muppet’s t.v. special where Chef was sizing up Camilla for the roasting pan until he caught sight of Big Bird and nearly wet himself with excitement. Chef’s attempt to get BB into the kitchen was a subplot for the balance of the show.

Here, Miss Piggy – have a nice apple while you’re in there!

Mmmm… ham, bacon and pork chops. Sorry, Kermit.

No way. Miss Piggy’s too haughty to stoop to maintenance work.

Pigs….in….Baste!

Pork. Dork-dork-dork….

Spanferkel!

The last thing Miss Piggy heard before the oven door was shut was; “Här fröken Piggy, snälla prova ett av de här fina varma bröddegtyckena” and then “Voila!”

Money was really tight, …