Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 17, 2019

“This town ain’t comfortable enough for the both of us.”

Hey, I can get you a good deal on a tuck and roll job in Tijuana.

I thought this forum would already be stuffed with horrible puns….

but sofa, so good.

OK, I’m not going to pad my comment any more.

I don’t want people needling me….

I’ll leave before the chance of a tack.

He looks at Mr. Coverly and says, “Draw!”.

He’s never killed anyone. but he’s left a few in stitches.

And sew it begins…

“OK, it’s curtains for you”

Mr. Tile, there, comes from the South. They call him Tex, Tex Tile.

Funny as my Susan

One more bad pun and it will be Curtains for the lot of you!

Cover me.

Dang, I wore out the ‘like’ button on this one.

Must be from Atlanta. Those holsters look like drapes from a Southern mansion.