Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 11, 2019

“I don’t trust my own judgement when I’m sober.”

—Otis Campbell

Yes in the Froglandia Daily Gazette, come rub elbows with these cats. They have been rubbing for years.

where the wild things are

And a cast of thousands.

Cabaret reprise.

I’ve never been chemically castrated. I get a lot of emails helping me do the opposite, though.

All in a urologist’s day’s work.

Here’s a pretty amazing book about theories of elevator repair and maintenance, of all things: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Intuitionist

When relieving a swollen bladder (inflamed or not), I sometimes think of politicians (inflamed, failed, or not) … during BMs too (especially the loose ones) ….

Aw, why’d you have to include the guy in a kangaroo suit?

I’ll take “swollen” for $400, Teresa. Ooooo, daily double!

If more elevators were faulty, and we had to take the stairs, we wouldn’t need all the Phytoline.

Man G, That mouse got away …

Kinda harsh on the elevator mechanics today, aren’t we? Maybe that fate would be better directed to the failed politicians (which is 97.2% redundant). And what about the now-rare breed of elevator operators? Do they not deserve a commendation from The Lamist One?

Would this leave the service elevator inoperative? In a hotel the main kitchen on the first floor may connect to a banquet kitchen above.

Get off the X, danger Will Robinson.

Remembering my Father and Uncle and experiencing grain elevators from them. This elevator is used for storage before selling at market trade. The farmers also used grain bins near their field. Man it was so cool seeing some farm operations in my youth. Watch out for the bull after a dummy like my brother, who jumped the wrong fence.

Tee! Tee! Tee! Goat news you can use! (Not that silly inflatable goat rodeo fluff you made-up out of whole cloth. This is science!)

http://tinyurl.com/RoastedGoatLungs

I was looking for this the other day. A little late, but here it is: https://www.gocomics.com/frogapplause/2012/08/02

Those are the members of the Froglandia political party, The Errant Tadpoles.

Seems just like yesterday!

But the maze these Froglandian ne’er-do-wells negotiate is amazing. Amazingly lame, even….

Accidental merging

Hey 3Hour, but is this comic artichoke?

Best Cat Trap: make the cat curious of the mouse, thus curiosity will kill the cat.

Monitoring is ongoing … tick, tock ….

The only thing swollen around here is the anticipation. If you are hoping for some lame valentine fruition, you may just get a face full of fecal plumage. Don’t expect any saving Grace.

3 deep breaths-blowing and in…blowing and in…blowing and in.

How long, O Overlords, wilt thou continue to abuse us?

I hope Teresa is all right!

So GoComics has once again decided that Frog Applause is not worth updating? Burn the heretics!