Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 08, 2019

Better not stay there or he’ll become squash.

I can see how it got the name !

Thank the universe someone finally did this stupid joke….

Even better would’ve been that caption as she’s smashing the vegetable into his face.

And enough faceplants in a short enough timespan might make one a vegetable.

It must be preggnant.

Any relation to the humpty dumpty egg? Best used to make scrambled eggs.

Pastis: they’re infringing on your pun territory!

All in all, “Humpty Rumpty” wouldn’t have been a bad name for it, either…I mean, with, you know, the “egg” connection and all and…oh, never mind.

Congratulations, Blazek! This ’toon got an audible chuckle out of me and that, my friend, is a rare occurrence.

It’s the fruit of the facepalm tree.

Faceplant has a mild taste, similar to vodka.

Recently they’ve begun cross-pollinating faceplants with palms to produce a new variety, the ‘facepalm’.

This one got me. Well done to the artist. =)