The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for May 14, 2021

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    Pickled Pete  about 3 years ago

    Johnny’s girl

    A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?”

    Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best girl with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”.

    The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. "And you, Susie? " the teacher asks.

    Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s girl.”

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    Gent  about 3 years ago

    In today’s Flashback Friday, they’re off to fishing at the river during their great jungle vacation. Sigh. The good ol’ days. Now they head towards their apartment aquarium to catch the fishies swimming in it and then flush em down the toilet. All thanks to an eevil red dragon.

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    Newzy Premium Member about 3 years ago

    There were bits and pieces left over… but not enough to make a casserole. Stinky cheese.

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