The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for May 25, 2021

Tacos gives you ideas. No Idea? Eat tacos. Get in the line. The taco truck will be here any moment.

Lost

A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, “I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?” 

“Why do you want to talk to me?” she asked puzzled. 

“Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere.”

…………..

Stray

A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch.

“Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?” a jogger asks.

The old man looks over his newspaper and replies, “Nope.”

As soon as the jogger enters the yard, the dog begins snarling and growling, and then attacks the jogger’s legs.

As the jogger flails around in the yard, he yells, “I thought you said your dog didn’t bite!”

The old man mutters, “Ain’t my dog.”