The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for May 26, 2021

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    Pickled Pete  over 3 years ago

    Oh Boy

    A man and woman are having an “amicable” divorce after many years of marriage, but the husband has one question.

    “Dear, there’s something that’s been preying on my mind for a lot of years now. And since we’re splitting up, and it doesn’t really matter any longer, I hope you won’t mind answering me.”

    “Certainly; what’s your question?” she asks.

    “Well, we have five children, and they’re all a lot alike except for Little Johnny. I’ve always wondered, did Johnny have a different father from the rest of them?”

    Meekly, she answers, “Well…yes. Yes, he did.”

    “So, please,” he goes on. “Tell me who is Little Johnny’s father.”

    Taking a deep breath, she replies, “You are.”

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    They is still waiting for the taco truck. It never came yesterday.

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