The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for July 14, 2021

American scientists wanted to find the oldest man living on this world. Rumor has it, there was a man, who was 122 years old and lived in Siberia. The scientists quickly came there, to ask him a few questions.

“Would you like us to make a movie about you? You’re gonna be popular and rich!”

“I don’t know, if my father lets me”.

“Father? Where is he now?”

“He went fishing with my grandfather”.

Secret agent Murphy

A secret agent was sent to Ireland to pick up sensitive information from an agent called Murphy. His instructions were to walk around town using a code phrase until he met his fellow agent.

He found himself on a desolate country road and finally ran into a farmer. “Hello,” said the agent, “I’m looking for a man called Murphy.”

“Well you’re in luck,” said the farmer. “As it happens, there’s a village right over the hill where a butcher is called Murphy, the baker is named Murphy, and three widowers are called Murphy. In fact, my name is Murphy.”

“Aha,” thought the agent, “here’s my man.” So he whispered the secret code: “The sun is shining … the grass is growing … the cows are ready for milking.”

“Oh,” said the farmer, “you’re looking for Murphy the spy. He’s in the village over the other direction.”

It’s easy to copy paste jokes.

Real fun is to make your own jokes which is on topic with the comic.

Real fun is to make your own interpretations of the comic.

Real fun is to spin your own tales as a spin-off of the comic.

And the really real challenge is to have such real fun on a comic which is essentially the same comic which is repeated every day.

Does you has the courage to accepts the challenge and live up to the legacy of the veteran commentators of this comic? Or is you just going to copy paste off topic jokes from somewhere and wastes your time? Choice is yours!

Anybody notice the dog has something black on the side of it’s teeth today? Somebody needs to brush. Don’t tell me he can’t brush, because he can stand on his hind legs for years and wave like a human.