The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for January 23, 2022

Pete where are you? I need a laugh!

Fits

A woman is speeding because she is late for work. Passing a bridge she sees a cop laying in wait. Sure enough he pulls her over and proceeds to write a ticket.

After asking about a warning ticket and getting turned down she lets the officer know it is important that she not be late for work today..

Cop: “What is it that you do that is so important?”

Woman: “I am a rectum stretcher.”

Cop: “What does a rectum stretcher do!?”

Woman: “Well I start with just one finger then stretch until I can fit a few more. I continue stretching it until I can get my whole hand in there. I keep going until it’s a foot wide, then 2 feet and so on until I finally get it to about 6 feet tall.”

Cop: “What would you do with a six foot tall a**hole!?”

Woman: “I’d hide him by a bridge and give him a radar gun.”

Really? On a Sunday no less. Shame on ya Pete. Shame on ya. It’s immature, sloppy and self-indulgent. Shame on ya.

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