The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for March 23, 2022

In honor of National Chip and Dip Day

A health-conscious man got a job as a grocery packer. Every day he watched customers buy candy, soda, potato chips and processed snacks. He knew people were damaging their health with these unhealthy food choices.

One day, he couldn’t take it anymore. When he saw a customer with their cart full of particularly unhealthy junk food, he decided to intervene. He hid the junk food under the counter and instead, filled that customer’s bag with fruits, vegetables and water.

Later that day, the customer complained. As a result, the manager let the health-conscious man go. The man asked: “Why are you firing me? I just wanted to help!”

The manager replied: “Because baggers can’t be choosers.”

One for sorrow,Two for joy,Three for a girl,Four for a boy,Five for silver,Six for gold,Seven for a secret never to be told.

The bagger’s heart was in the right place, but it was a jerky thing to do.