The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for March 29, 2022

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    Pickled Pete  over 2 years ago

    Today is World Piano Day

    A small church was raising funds for a new piano. On Sunday the pastor said “Whoever gives the most money today for the offering can pick out 3 hymns.”

    So they passed the offering plate around and the pastor sees a $100 bill in the plate.

    He said “Looks like we have a winner! Whoever gave the $100 bill can come to the front and select 3 hymns.”

    An 80 year old lady slowly got up, walked to the front, and pointed her finger into the pews…

    “I’ll take him, him, and him!“

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    Mayor Snorkum  over 2 years ago

    I’ll remember this one for when I join the Pastor at my Aunt Agatha’s some afternoon for tea and madeleines. Very safe. Makes me think of basic training, though, when the sergeant would be mean to us, and as he walked away someone would say "Let’s have a military hymn—whereupon we’d all shout “HYMN! HYMN! F**K HIM!”

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    Gent  over 2 years ago

    Of course you knows what is everyone waiting for today.

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