The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for May 10, 2022

NATIONAL WASHINGTON DAY

There is a large traffic jam in Washington DC.

A man gets caught in a huge traffic jam in DC. While sitting motionless on the road a man approaches him on foot. The man rolls down his window and asks what’s going on.

“The whole capitol is in chaos, armed men have stormed the Capitol Building and are holding congress hostage, they say they’ll douse the whole place with gasoline and burn everyone inside if they aren’t paid one billion dollars.” He explains.

“So is there a plan?” He asks.

“Yeah we’re going around all the stopped cars on the roads asking people to chip in for the cause.”

“How much are people giving?”

“About a gallon or two each.”

NOOOOOOOOOO :(

Now ya knows what day is today. Get in line!