The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for July 12, 2022

NATIONAL DIFFERENT COLORED EYES DAY

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After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes.

As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: “Hi sweetheart. It’s Eric. I’m on the train”.

“Yes, I know it’s the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting”. “No, honey, not with that blonde from the accounts office. It was with the boss”.

“No sweetheart, you’re the only one in my life”.

“Yes, I’m sure, cross my heart”

Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly.

When the young woman sitting next to him had enough, she leaned over and said loudly enough to be heard on the phone,

“Eric, hang up the phone and come back to bed.”

Eric doesn’t use his cell phone in public any longer.

All right, folks. Get in line for the tacos after me. Me was here firs… Oh whoopsie. Pete here already.

Pete is still a one-topic dude. Adding stolidity to an already wooden position.I fear tacos are not on the menu for Petey on the morrow.