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The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for October 19, 2022
October 18, 2022
October 20, 2022
Transcript:
Thanks to the Readers of "The Comic Strip that has a Finale Every Day!" This is the last strip! It's been a great run! Tomorrow: Goodbye again!
Pickled Pete over 2 years ago
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A man goes to the dentist to ask how much it would be to pull a tooth.“$100,” said the dentist.
“Oh, that’s expensive,” said the main. “Do you have anything cheaper?”
“That’s the normal price for an extraction,” said the dentist.
The man thinks about it, “what about if you don’t use the anesthetic?”
“Well, that would be unusual, but we could do that. It would be about $75.”
The man thinks some more.
“What about if you used a trainee and no anesthetic?”
“Well,” said the dentist,” I think that could work, but it would be a lot more painful. I think that would be about $35.”
The man thought some more.
“That’s still a lot. What if you make it a training session with a student doing the extraction, and the other students can watch?”
The dentist says, “Ok, that would be good for the students, but it will be traumatic to have it done that way. I’ll charge you $5 for that.”
“Great,” said the man. “That’s perfect. Can I book my wife for her appointment on Wednesday?
Pickled Pete over 2 years ago
The Fertile 70 Year Old
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A 70-year-old married a 20-year-old. A year after the wedding the couple arrives at the delivery room. A male boy weighing 8 lb. was born, healthy and beautiful. The nurse asks the old man “Yours?”
“Yes,” the old man replies proudly.
“Congratulations,” the nurse replies.
“Well…” says the old man, “the old engine still runs!”
Two years later the duo arrives at the delivery room again. A 7lb 8 oz. girl was born, healthy and beautiful. The nurse asks the old man: “Yours?”.
“Yes” the old man answers.
“Well done” the nurse answers.
“The engine still runs!” said the old man.
After two more years, they come to the delivery room again. An 8½ lb. male son is born, healthy and beautiful. The nurse asks the old man: “Yours?”.
“Yes,” the old man replies.
“Congratulations,” the nurse says, “that’s really impressive.”
“Well…” says the old man, “the engine is STILL running!”
“Well… says the nurse, “you may want to change the oil. The last one came out black.”
Gent over 2 years ago
Oh woe. Me misses Taco Tuesday yesterday again. And now it Woenessday again.