The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for December 16, 2022

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    Pickled Pete  almost 2 years ago

    Three men are going to the desert.

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    A Ukrainian man, Polish man and Russian man.

    They can only bring one item each. The Ukrainian man decides he will bring a case of water. The Polish man decides he would like to bring a Camel. The Russian decides he will bring a car door with him.

    When they arrive at the Desert they are all asked why they chose to bring each item. The Ukrainian answers first, “I brought water so I could have a drink whenever I get too hot.”

    The Polish man said, “Good idea, I brought a camel so I can ride him when I get to tired to walk.”

    The Russian man says, “Well they are both good ideas, but I brought a car door so as soon as I get too hot I can roll down the window.”

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    Pickled Pete  almost 2 years ago

    An anglophone student is learning to speak French.…when a black fly lands on his teacher’s desk. “Regarde le mouche”, the student tells his teacher.

    “It’s not LE mouche” says the teacher. “It’s LA mouche”.

    …the student is impressed: “how could you tell? Your eyesight is amazing!”

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    ObiJoan  almost 2 years ago

    OMG, even insects have their pronouns now!

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