Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for February 26, 2019

Tony asked, about 2 hours ago (again)

Inspired?

Install some filters and ad-blockers. And my account is pretty clean; I have to whitelist some sites because googlemail misreads some wanted newsletters and notifications as spam. But with that little spam in the spam-folder, that’s no problem.

It might be wrong, on some level….

but at least it won’t kill you, like actual suicide.

Inspired?

Not to fake my death.

Maybe to try harder to catch up on my e-mail, which is at flood stage.

Could I say I’ve expired?

Clean up on aisle 3!!!

Is there a dead Pete’s society?

Not really.

I’ve already gotten my “Best By” date(s)

If it will decrease my emails, I’ll fake your death.

An auction house I once visited started sending me emails every day. I tried unsubscribe many times, then emailed them to stop. Their reply was that it was all automatic and they couldn’t do anything about it. So I logged in to my “account” and changed my email address to that of their manager. They had my phone number too, so I changed it to their main office.

That won’t work, they’ll find you in hell.

It wouldn’t matter. You would continue to get them for years later.

looks like he does not like life or technology

It doesn’t stop after you die. I have two dead guys asking me join their Linkedin networks, another befriending me on Facebook and one more who left me a message on some shady web site. There’s an afterlife… it’s hell! just like this side… :D

awsome

OMGOMGOMG