Agnes by Tony Cochran for March 06, 2019

I sense Russell’s Paradox looming here…

High five?

Don’t forget, Trout… by then she’ll be world famous and stinky rich.

She can buy you minions pizza.

Wine, books, and movies? Wow! That will take so much time you won’t have time for school.

Sorry, Aggie, but you’ve been scooped; there are entire university departments based on writing criticism of criticism.

Visit Yelp.com, Agnes. You’ll find a lot of great targets.

First step: make a plan.