Lio by Mark Tatulli for March 06, 2019

Good, because zombies are too much trouble.

Here Lies Lester Moore

Four slugs from a .44

No Les, No More…

(picture can be found at http://1776ers.1776united.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/LesMooreGrave-700×468.jpg…among other places)

If that’s supposed to be an ad for buying plots, it should say #RealDeadEstates

Here lies a young Hampshire grenadier

Died from drinking cold small beer

Take heed, ye soldiers, one and all

Drink ye strong, or none at all!

The nice quiet cemetery.

If you use that hashtag and he answers, it’ll either be a heavenly moment or a hell of a bad day…

Looks like the place to be, everyone is dying to get in.

Wow! Some very strange names on those tombstones! Is this an Ethnic Cemetery? And if so, which ethnos? If I go to #RealDead, will they interpret for me?

Or is Tatulli being coy?

Is it trending yet?