Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 05, 2019

Last year I worked at a haunted house for Halloween, in which I was the voice of a snarky animatronic skeleton. One of my favorite jokes was congratulating visitors on having a short-term memory.

That’s a really big “what if”, Phoebe.

This could be interesting. Would Max and Dakota have enough in common?

What’s with the random kid in panel one?

What if this becomes in a love triangle?

I like this boy. I wish he was in the strip more. :)

So Max is just as shallow and judgemental as Dakota. Noted.

Sure he can do it!

So smart Max is missing the mark by “just tha-a-at much”…

Max might be the next generation’s Dilbert