Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 13, 2011
Transcript:
Danae: So you want me to help you create an anti-social network? Joe: Yes... we need an alternative to all of that time-wasting Twittling and Bookfacing. Danae: O-o-o-kay... the first thing we should do is figure out what to call it... *Giggle* How about, get-off-my-lawn dot com? *SNORT* OK... sorry. Joe: No, I kinda like it... Danae: Then I un-apologize.
comicgos almost 14 years ago
As if Danae was really apologizing!
Lectric Larry almost 14 years ago
Sorry guys, it’s already taken.
rayannina almost 14 years ago
Danae.com: also taken. But Danae.net is available. Grab it while you can.
cdward almost 14 years ago
How about Snarkbook.com?
x_Tech almost 14 years ago
How about Dis.org or is that too much?
Sandfan almost 14 years ago
Getareallife.com.
GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago
defacebook
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Hey, you, get offa my lawn!!
The old Mick Jagger will likely sue.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
The Em. The Auntie Social network.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
We’ll call it Comments Section. (I can’t find a shyster to sue Wiley so I’ll have to wait for my kid to graduate law school.)
Justice22 almost 14 years ago
“Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell!”
ktfrogge almost 14 years ago
There really is a website: www.get-off-my-lawn.com out of Delano, MN
hawgdancer1 almost 14 years ago
Like it also!!!!
milano99 almost 14 years ago
WeHateFacebook.com Oops, that’s taken – but the person who has it does have a sense of humor. But IDontHaveALife.com IS available……..
bmonk almost 14 years ago
Night-Gaunt49 said, about 15 hours ago
Isn’t the concept of an ‘anti-social network’ an oxymoron? A self contradiction. Unless you want to call it one that is expressively set up to destroy social networks that is. One could all it a social sabotage network.
How about an organized group of anarchists? And yet they do exist, and see no contradiction.
ilsapadu almost 14 years ago
This is hilarious to me. Just yesterday I yelled out my back door at a cat, “Leave my birds alone!” I told my friend last night that I felt like the grouch on the corner who yells “Get off my lawn!” for doing it.
rjwade almost 14 years ago
Made me think of Peter Gabriel’s project- thememory.com. I’ve read that it’s being described as the “first social network for the dead”.
thirdguy almost 14 years ago
It is too bad that “get off my lawn” is taken, I was thinking that we would all have to start driving Gran Torinos.
bmonk almost 14 years ago
Then there’s the updated version of that Rolling Stones song, now that they are in their 60s and 70s rather than in the ’60s and ’70s:
“Hey, You! Get Off of My Lawn!”
bostonoski almost 14 years ago
Danae’s finally gonna be famous! Wooo hooooo!
I vote for whoever suggested “Shut Your Face…book…”
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
I’mallin.com the Ante social network?
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Aardvarks.com: the Anty eater social net?
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
The Tea Party? Oh, that’s taken, too.
laojim almost 14 years ago
Where do I sign up?
treered almost 14 years ago
Hey! You! Get off of my CLOUD!
SaunaBeach almost 14 years ago
Get outa my face!
Tucker_Storrs almost 14 years ago
You guys do realize that it is still a social network because you are blogging on this website about how stupid social networking is.
O_OTucker_Storrs almost 14 years ago
Its kind of like the Anti-Social club some guy in my third grade tried to start, so people could help make plans on how to avoid people and stuff. There was just one little problem - YOU SOCALIZED IN THE CLUB
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Some of us refuse to read the 0ther comments?
erwinbert almost 14 years ago
Don’t care what you call it… SIGN ME UP!
GESWho almost 14 years ago
Hey, MacLeod, get off-a my ewe!
prrdh almost 14 years ago
x_Tech said, about 16 hours ago
How about Dis.org or is that too much?
Don’t you mean ‘is dat too much?’?
Maybe ShaddupayouFaceBook.com?