Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 13, 2011

As if Danae was really apologizing!

Sorry guys, it’s already taken.

Danae.com: also taken. But Danae.net is available. Grab it while you can.

How about Snarkbook.com?

How about Dis.org or is that too much?

Getareallife.com.

defacebook

Hey, you, get offa my lawn!!

The old Mick Jagger will likely sue.

The Em. The Auntie Social network.

We’ll call it Comments Section. (I can’t find a shyster to sue Wiley so I’ll have to wait for my kid to graduate law school.)

“Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell!”

There really is a website: www.get-off-my-lawn.com out of Delano, MN

Like it also!!!!

WeHateFacebook.com Oops, that’s taken – but the person who has it does have a sense of humor. But IDontHaveALife.com IS available……..

Night-Gaunt49 said, about 15 hours ago

Isn’t the concept of an ‘anti-social network’ an oxymoron? A self contradiction. Unless you want to call it one that is expressively set up to destroy social networks that is. One could all it a social sabotage network.

How about an organized group of anarchists? And yet they do exist, and see no contradiction.

This is hilarious to me. Just yesterday I yelled out my back door at a cat, “Leave my birds alone!” I told my friend last night that I felt like the grouch on the corner who yells “Get off my lawn!” for doing it.

Made me think of Peter Gabriel’s project- thememory.com. I’ve read that it’s being described as the “first social network for the dead”.

It is too bad that “get off my lawn” is taken, I was thinking that we would all have to start driving Gran Torinos.

Then there’s the updated version of that Rolling Stones song, now that they are in their 60s and 70s rather than in the ’60s and ’70s:

“Hey, You! Get Off of My Lawn!”

Danae’s finally gonna be famous! Wooo hooooo!

I vote for whoever suggested “Shut Your Face…book…”

I’mallin.com the Ante social network?

Aardvarks.com: the Anty eater social net?

The Tea Party? Oh, that’s taken, too.

Where do I sign up?

Hey! You! Get off of my CLOUD!

Get outa my face!

You guys do realize that it is still a social network because you are blogging on this website about how stupid social networking is.

Its kind of like the Anti-Social club some guy in my third grade tried to start, so people could help make plans on how to avoid people and stuff. There was just one little problem - YOU SOCALIZED IN THE CLUB

Some of us refuse to read the 0ther comments?

Don’t care what you call it… SIGN ME UP!

Hey, MacLeod, get off-a my ewe!

x_Tech said, about 16 hours ago

How about Dis.org or is that too much?

Don’t you mean ‘is dat too much?’?

Maybe ShaddupayouFaceBook.com?