Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 31, 2019

At least she’s not waking you up to ask if people grow from spores.

You’re a good friend you weasley toadface.

ladies and gentlemen!

To me, dreaming whether it’s good or bad; it just gets on my nerves.

Don’t think I have ever seen Phoebe without her unicorn.

Phoebe’s future psychologist will probably end up needing psychological help of their own after listening to Phoebe discuss her childhood. Unicorns, alternate dimensions, goblins, candy dragons, and dread of adulthood will be hard to believe.

…it’s just the level that varies.

Good night, Phoebe.

UNICORN….I mean, MOM

existential dread is the worst.

Mom sleeps with her glasses on?

Thanks for cheering her up Emily.

That’s pretty dark for the Sunday comic.

I always go through that type of dread before I wake up.

Well if THAT isn’t comforting…

i get those dreams and i am only 40 yearssss well great i guess i’m grown up.but that doesn’t mean i have to act it watches my little pony and plays with her mlp toys

And that is why I am so glad I found salvation in Jesus. I do not have trouble sleeping because of some formless dread. Instead I have the Joy of the Lord in my heart and look forward to every day with Him.

It’s a parents duty to see that their child has something to tell the therapist…

Sometimes I wake up agitated about a dream, then during the day I remember the dream and think “Why did I find that scary?”.

“I dreamed that I met another me, and she wore this crazy purple tophat, and kept saying BWA all the time!”