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When my daughter was little and she had a friend over I heard the cat yowling and found a clothespin on his skin. After I gave her a pat on her behind she told me the friend had done it. I told her she was responsible for letting her friend torture the defenseless cat. I like to think it was a lesson well learned.
Templo S.U.D. almost 6 years ago
If you’re that bored, Michael, then go do your homework… your past few days’ homework you failed to turn in.
Watcher almost 6 years ago
Torment Mom and Dad, that’s what parents are for.
howtheduck almost 6 years ago
The best panel is panel 8, where Mike is antagonizing Farley using a hand puppet. It’s so ridiculous and so funny.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 6 years ago
I just cannot see myself ever doing that and never dead. The concept is so alien to me. Didn’t stop my other brothers from going after me though.
Asharah almost 6 years ago
I hope PETA doesn’t read this.
M2MM almost 6 years ago
He’s lucky not to get bitten. My parrots have no compunction about biting me if they are annoyed at me.
asrialfeeple almost 6 years ago
Mike is evil, but panel 8 is hilarious
Lecherous almost 6 years ago
Farley: A long-suffering giant with the heart of a lamb.
moosemin almost 6 years ago
Most dogs would love panel four!
8ec23d5228da33aa2115003c92d0fe83 almost 6 years ago
When my daughter was little and she had a friend over I heard the cat yowling and found a clothespin on his skin. After I gave her a pat on her behind she told me the friend had done it. I told her she was responsible for letting her friend torture the defenseless cat. I like to think it was a lesson well learned.
jpayne4040 almost 6 years ago
Time for John to torment Michael with some appropriate punishment.
MichaelHelwig almost 6 years ago
First Luann Againn and now this. This must be Be Mean To Dogs Week.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Getting some attention from and playing with Michael is the high point of Farley’s day. That and taking a dump. Ah, for the life of a house dog.
DoneThat almost 6 years ago
Never did like Michael.
JD'Huntsville'AL almost 6 years ago
Cute, but would he really say “my sister”? Wouldn’t he really say “I can’t find Liz.”?
john almost 6 years ago
A child who abuses animals is often an abused child himself.