Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 13, 2019

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 5 years ago

    But what goes better with a Guinness?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 5 years ago

    One job at a time.

    Let me finish this first.

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    Patrick! WHO ate all the….. oh, I see.

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    So, now he’s gonna go eat some snakes, huh?

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    Cloudchaser  over 5 years ago

    He tried to exterminate all non-Christians who refused to convert

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    Stevefk  over 5 years ago

    He turned out to be quite the cracker-jack when it came to getting rid of all the snacks!

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Since there were no snakes in Ireland to begin with, he could just say he did.

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    Stocky One  over 5 years ago

    Wrong guy. You want St. Patrick. That’s St. Gorge!

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    davanden  over 5 years ago

    Who is the woman supposed to be? As a priest, St. Patrick wasn’t married.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Yeah. Do the snake one. It’s easy. There never were any snakes. But you can claim credit for getting rid of them. It’s very presidential.

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    Skeptical Meg  over 5 years ago

    Wait until he sees the Drink Canada Dry sign and tries that!

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    pcmcdonald  over 5 years ago

    St Fatrick?

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    dtercho  over 5 years ago

    Be the life of the party! Wear orange!

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    leopoldenoch  over 5 years ago

    Some snakes are still left and they are called Liberals.

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