Lio by Mark Tatulli for March 12, 2019

Why, Lio, why?

Don’t worry, he didn’t suffer.

Run, run, run as fast as you can!

next will be the gingerbread kids’ uncles, grandfathers, and male cousins

He should have just taken one out, not the whole family. That way they wouldn’t see what they’d consider to be cannibalism.

Escapees from the rear window of the car in front of me at the red light at Barrett and Dallas.

If you think that’s bad, wait until he eats the animal crackers.

So, Liö himself doesn’t speak, but his baked goods do? What a weird world we’re in.

Tatulli is “borrowing” from Buni, I see…

Well great, Lio! Who’s gonna provide for his family now?

He should have realized there was something different about that batch when he saw the gingerbread dog.

Don’t worry kids dad’s only taking a ride down the alimentary canal he’ll be back.

Dad’s not half the man he used to be

Oops, now he must eat the entire family.

Thank goodness there wasn’t an ‘e’ between the gingerbread man and ‘men’.

Oh, gosh!

Well, you can’t just leave them all as orphans, Lio!

Eat them, too.

Bet’cha can’t eat just one…

Uh-oh!

Well, you know what they say, women and children first…