Monty by Jim Meddick for April 07, 2019

Delightfully wrong on so many levels.

Haha! The best trap is the one that is made with the perfect bait.

New Jersey is looking a little empty these days

Monty and the SPG are wearing the same colours.

St. Pauli girl is not meant to stand out in the sun! She’s a beer garden lass. Show some respect, dude!

I met a St. Pauli girl at an October Fest, my she was a very beautiful young lady.

Man picks up a hitchhiker.

Hitchhiker: Thanks man, but aren’t you afraid of picking up a serial killer?

Driver: Nah. What are the odds of there being two in the same car?

When I was in college and home for the summer, there was a guy with a case of Bud hitching alone the highway into town. Of course I picked him up. He gave me a six pack when I let him off so when I asked him if he did this often, he said every week end and had never had to walk home from the liquor store. 45 years ago. Another time, another place.

I knew there was a hitch to it.

This is disturbing.

Stomp on the gas NOW!

That’s just false advertising!

The desiccated corpse found in the desert just off the road two weeks later was suspected by the forensic anthropologist of being Monty, who was still missing. But unfortunately there were no good samples of Montague Montahue available for comparison….

Works every time!

So…Monty is attracted to women with 3 arms?