Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 13, 2019

Well she’s allowed to be a hypocrite because she’s her an not someone else.

Gigantic, humongous, enormous, big; shall I go on?

this doesn’t sound like humility homework to me if Marigold corrects Phoebe

And now, Foster Brooks will pretend to be drunk for four minutes.

Tear into her! This is the one time when you can do it and not have people think you are mean! ………. “It’s all in funnnnn!”

Can the jokes get any more uni-corny?

I love how Phoebe is having trouble being rude.

This isn’t going to end well, I think. Marigold’s not only heckling, and thus defeating the point somewhat, Phoebe doesn’t seem to be that into it.

If this is all Phoebe has got, she needs to call in Dakota for back up.

That’s not how this works, Marigold. Oy.

Where’s Dean Martin when you need him?

Remember your “big fat stinky unicorn” story, Phoebe?

This reminds me of The Office Stress Relief part 2

GO PHOEBE!!!!

Phoebe played her Trump card…

I memorize a lot things other people say so I can roast them later when they say something that contradicts what they said before.

I got one! She calls herself “Heavenly Nostrils”, but her nostrils are less than heavenly. I swear there’s enough boogers in there to fill a shot glass! ;P