Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 10, 2019

sheesh indeed

Snug looks good on those sweet young thangs you’re always hitting on.

@Number Three Today’s strip Is funny , but a bit drawn up to fill six panels , our Hero Mr Andrew Capp,( sober again) rushed in where Angels fear to thread he should have kept his big mouth shut , women ask questions that any answer will be offensive :o) right? my avatar today is of the house I lived in from 7 years old with my late dad , mum and sister Mary till I left to get married in 1969 , congratulations on your blood donation and next appointment how was your day ? ourSundays are usually hectic and today should be busier than usual , take care pal.

And the truth will set you free.

And NEVER answer the question “Does this dress make me look fat?” That question is a deathtrap!

With women, there are some questions in which there are no correct answers! Any answer is the wrong one.

and if a cop stops you, don’t ask him if the donut shops are closed

“Wow. And I didn’t think you could look any prettier. I’m the luckiest man on Earth.”

The proper response to a lady’s question about how her clothing looks is “Delightfully snug in all the right places”

Honesty isn’t always the best policy.

Good, great, awesome even it’s not true.

Correct answer? No answer.

Honesty is never the best policy when it comes to husbands giving opinions on how their wives look.

xxx

@Afficionado

I still remember the address of where I lived since I was born until 2000. I’ve lived at my current address for nearly 19 years now.

My day was very good. The weather has been awfully windy. Did you go for your Sunday drive?

Are they any blood drives nearby where you live in Malta?

I would never be allowed to donate blood in another country in case I have any “Mad Cow” in me.