Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for March 17, 2019

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    Yakety Sax  over 5 years ago

    The old cowboy came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff.

    “Howdy stranger.”

    “Howdy Sheriff.”

    The old cowboy then walks to the rear of his horse, lifts the tail and plants a big kiss right where the sun don’t shine. He dropped the horse’s tail, stepped up on the porch and aimed toward the swingin’ doors of the saloon.

    The sheriff says, “Hold on mister. Did I see what I thought I just saw?”

    “Reckon you did Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips.”

    “And that cures them?”

    “Nope, but it keeps me from licking them.”

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  over 5 years ago

    A kiss is still a kiss…

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Ewwwww that was a slobbering awakening…

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    CoffeeBob Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Change his name to Duke Lucy?

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    heathcliff2  over 5 years ago

    But obviously she cares.

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    brklnbern  over 5 years ago

    Yes appealing to female horses does little for the ego.

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    gammaguy  over 5 years ago

    “Mortification”

    The horse’s name is “Mort”?

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    FrostbiteFalls  5 months ago

    Obviously, this was several decades before the concept of “emotional support animal” was even imagined, otherwise Duke would have appreciated a horse showing him a little affection.

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