The old cowboy came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff.
“Howdy stranger.”
“Howdy Sheriff.”
The old cowboy then walks to the rear of his horse, lifts the tail and plants a big kiss right where the sun don’t shine. He dropped the horse’s tail, stepped up on the porch and aimed toward the swingin’ doors of the saloon.
The sheriff says, “Hold on mister. Did I see what I thought I just saw?”
“Reckon you did Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips.”
Obviously, this was several decades before the concept of “emotional support animal” was even imagined, otherwise Duke would have appreciated a horse showing him a little affection.
Yakety Sax over 5 years ago
The old cowboy came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff.
“Howdy stranger.”
“Howdy Sheriff.”
The old cowboy then walks to the rear of his horse, lifts the tail and plants a big kiss right where the sun don’t shine. He dropped the horse’s tail, stepped up on the porch and aimed toward the swingin’ doors of the saloon.
The sheriff says, “Hold on mister. Did I see what I thought I just saw?”
“Reckon you did Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips.”
“And that cures them?”
“Nope, but it keeps me from licking them.”
Sir Ruddy Blighter over 5 years ago
A kiss is still a kiss…
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
Ewwwww that was a slobbering awakening…
CoffeeBob Premium Member over 5 years ago
Change his name to Duke Lucy?
heathcliff2 over 5 years ago
But obviously she cares.
brklnbern over 5 years ago
Yes appealing to female horses does little for the ego.
gammaguy over 5 years ago
“Mortification”
The horse’s name is “Mort”?
FrostbiteFalls 23 days ago
Obviously, this was several decades before the concept of “emotional support animal” was even imagined, otherwise Duke would have appreciated a horse showing him a little affection.