The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 30, 2011

I like it!

I don’t think we’ll be seeing this there:

No, chances are they’d find that boring, Coyoty.

What would Gary Larson think of the Cow Carver?

Art Bell would love this one.

The E ticket ride at this park is the Area 51 Haunted Hangar.

Why don’t the cow mutilators work in pairs? One would tip the animal and the other would do the mutilation. They could do away with the heightistic discrimination then.

craters everywhere! it’s dangerous to walk around the amusement park with all the craters! you’d think if we could put a zoron on the earth, we could get those craters filled up!

Excellent, Scott!!! Laugh out loud funny.

I like the alien looking at his watch as if to say ” man, how much longer till we get in ? ”

This is good only thing missing is the booth where aliens take just one sock of each pair,out of the clothes dryer

Is the souvenir hacker selling ANAL probes???

Sad to admit I had to look up Art Bell. “(I’m) so unhip, when you say ‘Dylan’ (I) think you’re talking about Dylan Thomas, whoever he was.”

Scott -

Another classic! You funn man! I love the Art Bell touch!!

Hope all is well,

Thom

I loved the original open lines no screener hello you’re on the air what’s keeping every insomniac in North America up all night tonight show.

dont worry zoron you can always play in the Take me to your leader maze while you wait for me..??