FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 19, 2019

Have fun having an all-body fracture, Roger. Hope you saved SOME of the money for the hospital bill.

I hope you like sleeping on the couch, Roger, because that’s where you’ll be spending the next six months or so!

I would say she’s tee’d off.

Okayyyyyy

That club will make his balls fly at least 10 yards farther.

Sheldon: What’s that in your hands?

Leonard: The blunt instrument that will be the focus of my murder trial?

The Big Bang Theory

Good idea, that way you’ll keep all the blood spatter out of the house!

Roger lacked the fore-sight to see this coming.

If he just put it in the garage in his golf bag before coming in, she’d never know.

How much could a single golf club possibly cost? Long term goals are great an all, but surely they can spare $100 just this once for something that will bring him joy.

No worries. Tiger came back eleven years after he got chased down with a club.

Teach her to play, Roger. Get her hooked on the game. We’ll it’s worth a shot.

Am I the only one hearing Andy’s last line in S.L. Jackson’s “tasty burger” inflection?

Here’s a thought, Andi—if you are so concerned about money, how about getting a job? That’s what most of us women do, especially when all the kids are out of the house.

If you bang it up on him, you won’t be able to return it.

So Foxtrot is about to become a horror comic strip.

Andy will fix him They can’t afford to eat out or order out now; it’s Andy’s home cooking for the rest of the year.

What’s name of that bird, you know, the one that swims, has a broad flat bill. Ah,ah, oh ya.

DUCK!!!!!!!

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Andy……just figure it as his next birthday present and let it go

First off, You don’t need a “new” car. You may need to replace the one you have, but it’s easy to find good used cars out there.

The first thing Roger should have told her was how much money on side bets he was losing to his friend because of the club’s advantages. The club would allow him to win his money back and more, thus covering the cost of the club.

Am I the only one that would have left the club in my bag and the wife would have never known?

“Discussion”? Sounds like it was one-sided. More like a “decree”, not a “discussion”.